New Puppy Adoption Pillows

Dad, what is puppy love? The beginning of a dog's life!

'Unfortunately for us it's a dog eat dog food world, son.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Dog Dreams

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Happy.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

No littering...

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Family with pets.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.