Welcome New Puppies Pillows

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Pick me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Cat box"

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Cat Nip.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Foster failure

A man and his dog

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

No littering...

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Super hero dog.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.