New Puppy Owner Pillows

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Cling-On Dog

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

No littering...

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Robot walking pet robot

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"You took too long!"

'Now cut that out!'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Puppies