New Pet Introduction Pillows

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dreams

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Cat Nip.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

A man and his dog

'She's just great with the children.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Foster failure