New Pets Pillows

The Wagners show off their new flying fish.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Dog Dreams

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat Nip.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Foster failure

"Man's best friends."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

A man and his dog