New Pets T-Shirts

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

'That was fun!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Cat Nip.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Dog Dreams

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Man's best friends."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'She's just great with the children.'

A man and his dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Foster failure

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.