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"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Pick me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Cat box"

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Cat Nip.

Foster failure

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

A man and his dog

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

No littering...

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Super hero dog.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'