New Puppy Arrival Gifts

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cat Nip.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

A man and his dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Cling-On Dog

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Foster failure

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Super hero dog.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'