New Puppy Arrival Gifts

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'That was fun!'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

A man and his dog

Cling-On Dog

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Foster failure

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Super hero dog.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'What's that humming sound?'

'Guess who netted it.'