New Puppies Gifts

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dog Dreams

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Cat Nip.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

A man and his dog

Foster failure

'Super Dog'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Happy.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Family with pets.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'