New Puppies Gifts

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dog Dreams

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Foster failure

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

A man and his dog

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Super Dog'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Happy.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Family with pets.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.