New Puppy Celebration Gifts

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Family with pets.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Dog wearing a cone

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Pet Entertainers

Separation

Dog Birthdays

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'...and talk about lazy!'

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Dogs and Cake

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

Disguised Dog

He Did It!