Pet Birthday Celebrations Gifts

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Haute Suture

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Bad dog."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Family with pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Soft Spot.

Dog wearing a cone

'They're dog roses!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

It is said over the years dogs and dog owners start looking alike

Pet Entertainers

Separation

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Tired of fetching?'

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"He ran out of pee."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Now this is a dog park!"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"