Pet's Birthday Gifts

'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'

'Dinner is just about ready. Here, take these and go set the floor.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Every Dog Has His Day

Separation

'Rex, is just like one of the family.'

'Unfortunately for us it's a dog eat dog food world, son.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"I do not like fleas, Scratching hurts my knees, Fleas can cause disease, So keep them off me, please!"

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"

Haute Suture

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

In obedience school, he was the alpha male.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'You don't need a second opinion! If I say you have fleas, you have fleas!'

Lost dog poster.

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

'Whether it's fear biting, dominance biting or explorer mouth, he's drawing blood!'

"He's got no teeth, Einstein. Besides, he's a vegetarian."

Dog wearing a cone

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"