Dog's Birthday Gifts

Why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'Tired of fetching?'

Garbage Piñata

"He ran out of pee."

"This isn't obedience school. This is much more useful."

"You gotta keep throwing it or they'll start whacking us again."

Dog Birthdays

'Why should I guard it since he never lets me in the house.'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Rover swallows his leash again.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"Now this is a dog park!"

'I'm not buying Rex anymore rawhide chews - they don't last him five minutes!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Swinging on a star.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Haute Suture

"Bad dog."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."