Birthday For A Dog Lover Gifts

"He ran out of pee."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Haute Suture

"Bad dog."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Collies Without Borders

Family with pets.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'They're dog roses!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Dog wearing a cone

"She's a miniature."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Soft Spot.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...