Birthday For A Dog Lover Prints

"He ran out of pee."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Haute Suture

"Bad dog."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Family with pets.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Collies Without Borders

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Soft Spot.

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog wearing a cone

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"She's a miniature."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'They're dog roses!'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."