Birthday For Pet Owner Prints

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Bad dog."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Family with pets.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'They're dog roses!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'I think he's lonely.'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Dog wearing a cone

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Soft Spot.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''