Birthday For Pet Owner Gifts

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Hush puppy.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Haute Suture

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Bad dog."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Family with pets.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Soft Spot.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'I think he's lonely.'

'They're dog roses!'

Dog wearing a cone

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'