Birthdays Of Pet Owners Gifts

'The faces have changed a bit, but everyone smells exactly the same.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Haute Suture

Hush puppy.

"Bad dog."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Family with pets.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Soft Spot.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Dog wearing a cone

'They're dog roses!'

'I think he's lonely.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'