Birthdays Of Pet Owners Pillows

'The faces have changed a bit, but everyone smells exactly the same.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Hush puppy.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Haute Suture

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Bad dog."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Family with pets.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Dog wearing a cone

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'I think he's lonely.'

'They're dog roses!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Soft Spot.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."