Birthday Of A Pet Pillows

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Bad dog."

Hush puppy.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Super Dog'

Haute Suture

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Happy.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Family with pets.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"