Dog's Birthday Pillows

Why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"He ran out of pee."

'Why should I guard it since he never lets me in the house.'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

Rover swallows his leash again.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"Now this is a dog park!"

'I'm not buying Rex anymore rawhide chews - they don't last him five minutes!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Swinging on a star.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Haute Suture

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Bad dog."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Collies Without Borders

Family with pets.

Canine Scentipede