Pet Birthdays Pillows

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Family with pets.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Hush puppy.

Haute Suture

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Dog wearing a cone

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'I think he's lonely.'

'They're dog roses!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Soft Spot.

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''