Pet Birthday Gifts

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Disguised Dog

Dogs and Cake

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

He Did It!

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Super Dog'

Haute Suture

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."