Pet's Day Gifts

"Ol' Milo sure loves the breeze in his face, Huh, Son?"

Bitchbark Canoe

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Support group for sheep.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Super Dog'

Haute Suture

"Bad dog."

Happy.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Canine Scentipede

Family with pets.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog wearing a cone

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Fill it up!"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Your love gives me strength."