Pet Appreciation Day Gifts

Cone Of Empathy

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Yes, one is a dog."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Bitchbark Canoe

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Super Dog'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Bad dog."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Haute Suture

Happy.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'