Dog Appreciation Day Gifts

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"Bad dog."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Support group for sheep.

'Super Dog'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Happy.

Canine Scentipede

Collies Without Borders

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."