Vet Appreciation Day Gifts

Examination.

Bitchbark Canoe

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Bad dog."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Happy.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Your love gives me strength."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

It is said over the years dogs and dog owners start looking alike

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."