Pet Appreciation Gifts

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

No, I don

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Are we there yet?'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Gesundheit!"

Puppy.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Examination.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."