Pet Appreciation Week Gifts

"Your love gives me strength."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Bitchbark Canoe

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Super Dog'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Bad dog."

Happy.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Fill it up!"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dog ignores angry cat.