Pet Day Gifts

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Polly txt speak

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"How nice it is of Master to install a bird attractor for us! Hide and get ready: here comes a pigeon..."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Here's a useful trick I taught her

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Destiny is all...

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Dog Wrestling.

"Take your pet to school day."

'Super Dog'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Dog in basket

"I never heard her say she was leaving you in charge."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Who's best friend are you?'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"Fill it up!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Bitchbark Canoe

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.