Dog Day Gifts

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Canine Scentipede

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'He's listed in 'Who's Who Among Working Breeds'.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Support group for sheep.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bad dog."

Collies Without Borders

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'They're dog roses!'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...