Dog Day Gifts

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Canine Scentipede

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'He's listed in 'Who's Who Among Working Breeds'.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Bad dog."

Support group for sheep.

'Super Dog'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Collies Without Borders

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'They're dog roses!'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."