Dog Day Delight Gifts

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Bad dog."

Canine Scentipede

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

It is said over the years dogs and dog owners start looking alike

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'You tell me how he does it.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Boring Pianist

Work out buddies.

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'He's listed in 'Who's Who Among Working Breeds'.'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"I always forget how nice it is to leave heaven."

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"Good boy."

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

Will act like an idiot for food.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'