Dog Lover Delight Gifts

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

"I think he wants you to throw him the fence."

"Go ahead, boy, dig in — it's your birthday!"

"I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel."

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'What's up, pal? Never heard of Talking Dogs for the Mute?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

The Smiths and Their Amazing Dog Sparky.

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'Hooboy, here they come. Now's my chance for a double! 1...2...'

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

Tree Revenge

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."