Dog Delight Gifts

Martin was pleased with his new source of sustainable energy.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Boring Pianist

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Work out buddies.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

"Oh good! You're up!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

'Like I was saying, Angus, I'm the master, you're the dog.'

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

Hunting wildfowl

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

A dog fetches planet earth for God.