Doggie Delight Aficionado Gifts

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Humans are strange."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'You tell me how he does it.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Devilled Eggs

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Boring Pianist

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."