Dog Lover's Delight Gifts

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

'I'm making out my will...you want my fake diamond-studded collar?'

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Boring Pianist

"Sorry sir, if you take the record player, you must take the dog."

Street Entertainer

"Hey, genius, you're supposed to put the doggie door on the bottom, not the top."

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.

hitchhiking dog outside a pet shop

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

'So you can hear the sea, what's so amazing about that?...'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Dare I ask what you've done with the right shoe?"

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'We'll take it!'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

How Am I Driving?

A girl with a dog and balloons

Snowball Fight With Santa

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'