Animal Lover's Delight Gifts

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

"Can you please keep in harmony?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Boring Pianist

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

Customers who bought this also bought...

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

'So...We're not pilots!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

Kangaroo and Periscope.

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

"Aww, geez... what next?"

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

"Hello, what's your sign?"

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'