Dog Enthusiast's Delight Gifts

'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Three more years of high school."

Dog walking Human.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Happy Hour

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Sheep dog late for work

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Dogs

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Lumbar support animal