Dog Park Enthusiast Gifts

"My human majored in 'business' management."

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

"We're just trying to maintain the user experience."

"I'd rather go to the vet."

"I... hate... this... place."

"So, I threw the frisbee a little hard."

"I think the dog wants to go out."

Man and his dog playing fetch

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Call me anti-social if you want. The pants stay on.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Dog Park

"He's into binge fetching."

Snowy feels some peer group pressure.

"Since we live in the city, he likes to get on Google Earth and visit dog parks."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Three more years of high school."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'