Visiting Dog Parks Gifts

"It's David."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I've never rolled in anything I didn't like."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Canine Scentipede

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog Park Zoom

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dog Teenagers

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

"He's into binge fetching."

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Man makes pigeons perform tricks for crisps.

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'