Visiting Dog Parks Prints

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I've never rolled in anything I didn't like."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Canine Scentipede

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Humans are strange."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog Park Zoom

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dog Teenagers

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"He's into binge fetching."

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

Balloon Dog love

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'