Dog Park Regulars Prints

Happy Home Kennels - No Unauthorised Barking.

"Foreclosure"

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Canine Scentipede

"A little help, please."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog Park Zoom

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Male dog taking a toilet break.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

Dog Teenagers

"He's into binge fetching."