Dog Park Regulars Pillows

Happy Home Kennels - No Unauthorised Barking.

"Foreclosure"

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Canine Scentipede

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Humans are strange."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Dog Park Zoom

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Male dog taking a toilet break.