Dog Park Enthusiasts Pillows

'Get with it, pal! Nobody walks anymore!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Foster failure

Dog Park

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

Canine Scentipede

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Not here - home!'

Stormy weather

Chasebook

"Humans are strange."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Gesundheit!"

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Watchdog on Holiday

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Hombre's Best Friend.