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Let's talk about my dog.

Dog Teenagers

"I yip, therefore I am."

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"No, no, you're just going through the motions. Fetch like you mean it."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

"Fetch boy!"

"Scram! Get your own tennis ball!"

Balloon Dog love

"She values her privacy."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

For Your Dog

'Call me anti-social if you want. The pants stay on.'

Man and his dog playing fetch

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

"A little help, please."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Humans are strange."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Ok, Eddie, here she comes. Just relax, play it cool, and let her sniff your butt first."

"I guess you're right - we have met before."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

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Canine Scentipede

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

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