Dog Park Visits Pillows

"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."

Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Canine Scentipede

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"A little help, please."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Humans are strange."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dog Park Zoom

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"He ran out of pee."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"