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"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."

Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Canine Scentipede

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Humans are strange."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dog Park Zoom

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"He ran out of pee."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Take us to your pickleball courts."