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"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

"We're just trying to maintain the user experience."

"I'd rather go to the vet."

"I... hate... this... place."

"So, I threw the frisbee a little hard."

"I think the dog wants to go out."

Man and his dog playing fetch

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Call me anti-social if you want. The pants stay on.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

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"He's into binge fetching."

Snowy feels some peer group pressure.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

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