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'Get with it, pal! Nobody walks anymore!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Dog Park

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Collies Without Borders

Snoopy with Laptop

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Canine Scentipede

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Not here - home!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

Chasebook

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Humans are strange."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Watchdog on Holiday