Dog Park Frequenter Gifts

"She's a labrador retriever, and quite good at it as well."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

Canine Scentipede

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Humans are strange."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog Park Zoom

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dog Teenagers

"He's into binge fetching."

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'