Dog Park Frequenter Gifts

"She's a labrador retriever, and quite good at it as well."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Canine Scentipede

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Humans are strange."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog Park Zoom

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"I yip, therefore I am."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Dog Teenagers

"It's David."

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

"He's into binge fetching."